![]() ![]() Howard: Maybe I’m happy that so many people turned up to help the less fortunate.Įmily: Are you and I close enough for me to say…īernadette: That he’s an ass? He beat you to it. Any other day, please, come back.īernadette: Oh. Soup Kitchen Manager: Oh, I appreciate you guys coming down, but we already have enough people. Soup Kitchen Manager: Uh, can I help you? Howard: I happen to be a giving and generous lover.Įmily: Are you and I close enough for me to say that’s creepy?īernadette: We are, and I believe the word you’re looking for is yu-huh-huh-huh. Raj: Do you ever do anything for anyone else? Howard: Six hours? Oh, God, I don’t want to complain for that long. My list of marine-themed pilgrim facts is pretty short.Īmy: Did you know they served shellfish and eel at the very first Thanksgiving?īernadette: The soup kitchen manager assigns the jobs, and the shifts are six hours. Sheldon: Oh, and forget what I said about the Myanmar catfish. But if you mean between us, I think it’ll be fine. Sheldon: You don’t think that will be awkward?Īmy: Well it is Thanksgiving in an aquarium cafeteria, so I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say yes. In case the turkey’s dry and you need something juicy.Īmy: Sheldon, I can tell you want to go, so if you’d be comfortable with it, maybe we could go as friends. Sheldon: And feel free to tell your guest that the Myanmar catfish is also known as the pilgrim fish. Anyway, I wouldn’t want the tickets to go to waste, so take whomever you’d like. They’d rather spend the holiday with each other than find out of this is the year I finally touch a starfish. Sheldon: Well, I’m calling because Thanksgiving is coming up, and I wanted to offer you the aquarium tickets. Howard: If you can’t support me when I’m lying, why are we married? I’m going to the soup kitchen, too.īernadette: You said that sounded like the worst thing ever. Penny: Yeah, Leonard and I are gonna be cooking all day.īernadette: And Raj and I are volunteering at the soup kitchen, feeding food to the homeless. Leonard: Well, we’re having everyone over. Who wants it? Well, you realize you won’t be going alone, I’ll be there the whole time. Now that I’m no longer with Amy, I have an extra ticket to the annual Thanksgiving lunch buffet at the aquarium cafeteria. Siri: Here are some images of naked grandma butts. (In thick Indian accent) Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. Howard: So now anyone can control your phone? Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts. Raj: You just say, uh, Hey, Siri, what time is it? Raj: Have you guys seen this feature that lets you talk to Siri without pressing any buttons? ![]()
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